About Tom and Eric 911
Do not use Tom Amico and Eric David if you haven’t heard they created the famous Aflac Duck campaign as it may cause bruising of the egos in other creatives. Tom and Eric have been known to cause significant improvement in agency new business wins as Tom and Eric have been prescribed for numerous pitches, having had the winning campaigns for Aflac, NAPA (“Napa Know How”), Pfizer (Zoloft, Celebrex), Revlon, Lunesta, Omnaris, Capitol One, Red Lobster, Ruby Tuesday, Outback, Sleepy’s, Blimpie and others they may have forgotten due to severe swelling of the heads.
Important Safety Information:
Working with Tom Amico and Eric David can cause severe abdominal pain for the competition, and in rare cases fatal bleeding. Do not use Tom and Eric if you have an artificial heart valve as they are overly passionate and persistent. Upon seeing their work, if you experience tingling, shortness of breath, or weakness in the knees, these are all common side effects, as Tom and Eric’s work has won numerous industry awards, including Cannes Lions, One Show Pencils, Webbys, Andys, and, of course, the all-important Effies.
Tom Amico and Eric David have been known to make ad agency CEOs and clients breathe better and lower their blood pressure, as they cause significant relief in declining market share, the bottom line and your standing in the company. And unlike other treatments, Tom and Eric work fast, sometimes in as little as 24 hours. If your symptoms for not having breakthrough creative persist, tell your doctor (it can’t hurt) or call Tom&Eric911at 212-604-2884, or email us at firstname.lastname@example.org
If you can’t afford Tom and Eric, AstraZeneca may not be able to help. Sorry.